Hermione Granger Quotes

Hermione : It's not going to work.
Fred : Oh yeah?
George : Why's that, Granger?
Hermione : You see this?
Hermione : This is an age line. Dumbledore drew it himself.
Fred : So?
Hermione : So a genius like Dumbledore couldn't possibly be fooled by a dodge as pathetically dim witted as an ageing potion.
Fred : Ah, but that's why it's so brilliant!
George : Because it's so pathetically dim witted.

Hermione : Look at this! I can't believe it, she's done it again!
Hermione : 'Miss Granger, a plain but ambitious girl, seems to be developing a taste for famous wizards. Her latest prey, sources report, is none other than the Bulgarian bon-bon Viktor Krum. No word yet on how Harry Potter's taking this latest emotional

Hermione : Victor's gone to get drinks. Would you care to join us?
Ron : No, we would not care to join you and *Victor*.
Hermione : What's got your wand in a knot?
Ron : He's from Durmstrang! You're fraternizing with the enemy!
Hermione : The enemy? Who was it wanting his autograph? Besides the whole point of the tournament is international magical cooperation. To make friends!
Ron : I think he's got a bit more than friendship on his mind. He's using you.
Hermione : How dare you! Besides, I can take care of myself!
Ron : Doubt it. He's way too old.
Hermione : What? That's what you think?
Ron : Yeah, that's what I think.
Hermione : You know the solution, then, don't you?
Ron : Go on.
Hermione : Next time there's a ball pluck up the courage to ask me before someone else does! And not as a last resort!
Ron : Well... that... that's completely off the point...

Ron, you spoiled everything!

Your wand, Harry! Your wand!

Hermione : This is horrible! How can the ministry not know who conjured it? Wasn't there any security?
Ron : Loads, according to Dad. That's what worries them so much. It happened right under their noses.