Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Quotes

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Dumbledore : Send a message to Azkaban. I think they'll find they're missing a prisoner.
Barty Crouch Junior : I'll be welcomed back like a hero!
Dumbledore : Perhaps. Personally, I've never had much time for heroes.

Morsmordre!

Hermione : Look at this! I can't believe it, she's done it again!
Hermione : 'Miss Granger, a plain but ambitious girl, seems to be developing a taste for famous wizards. Her latest prey, sources report, is none other than the Bulgarian bon-bon Viktor Krum. No word yet on how Harry Potter's taking this latest emotional

Hermione : It's not going to work.
Fred : Oh yeah?
George : Why's that, Granger?
Hermione : You see this?
Hermione : This is an age line. Dumbledore drew it himself.
Fred : So?
Hermione : So a genius like Dumbledore couldn't possibly be fooled by a dodge as pathetically dim witted as an ageing potion.
Fred : Ah, but that's why it's so brilliant!
George : Because it's so pathetically dim witted.

Harry : What's with the flower? Hagrid... have you combed your hair?
Hagrid : 'S a matter of fact I have. You might want to try the same thing now and again.

Why are they all standing around that manky old boot?

Hermione : This is horrible! How can the ministry not know who conjured it? Wasn't there any security?
Ron : Loads, according to Dad. That's what worries them so much. It happened right under their noses.

Your wand, Harry! Your wand!

Ron, you spoiled everything!

Hermione : Victor's gone to get drinks. Would you care to join us?
Ron : No, we would not care to join you and *Victor*.
Hermione : What's got your wand in a knot?
Ron : He's from Durmstrang! You're fraternizing with the enemy!
Hermione : The enemy? Who was it wanting his autograph? Besides the whole point of the tournament is international magical cooperation. To make friends!
Ron : I think he's got a bit more than friendship on his mind. He's using you.
Hermione : How dare you! Besides, I can take care of myself!
Ron : Doubt it. He's way too old.
Hermione : What? That's what you think?
Ron : Yeah, that's what I think.
Hermione : You know the solution, then, don't you?
Ron : Go on.
Hermione : Next time there's a ball pluck up the courage to ask me before someone else does! And not as a last resort!
Ron : Well... that... that's completely off the point...

Rita Skeeter : This is cozy.
Harry : It's a broom cupboard.
Rita Skeeter : Well you should feel right at home, then.

Ron : Why do you think she won't tell us who she's going to the ball with?
Harry : 'Cause she knows we'd take the mickey out of her if she did.

I didn't put my name in that cup! I don't want eternal glory, I just wanna be... look, I don't know what happened tonight and I don't know why. It just did.

Cedric Diggory : I realize I never really thanked you properly for tipping me off about those dragons.
Harry : Forget about it. I'm sure you would've done the same for me.
Cedric Diggory : Exactly. You know the Prefects' bathroom on the fifth floor? It's not a bad place for a bath. Just take your egg and... mull things over in the hot water.

Cedric Diggory : For a moment there, I thought you were going to let it get me.
Harry : For a moment there, so did I!

Harry : You're sure about this, Neville?
Neville : Absolutely.
Harry : For an hour?
Neville : Most likely.
Harry : "Most likely?"
Neville : Well, there's some debate among herbologists about its effectiveness in fresh water as opposed to salt water...
Harry : You're telling me this now?
Harry : Don't worry about it.

Bloody kids!

Neville : Amazing! Amazing!
Harry : Neville, you're doing it again.

Harry : In the graveyard, my wand and Voldemort's sort of... connected.
Dumbledore : Priori Incantatem.

Neville : What's wrong, Harry? You seem a little tense!
Harry : Do I?

Harry : Dragons, that's the first task. They've got one for each of us.
Cedric Diggory : Are you serious? And Fleur and Krum, do they...?
Harry : Yes.
Cedric Diggory : Right. Hey, listen, about the badges. I've asked them not to wear them...

Harry : Dragons? That's the first task? You're joking!
Hagrid : Come on, Harry. They're seriously misunderstood creatures. Although, I have to admit, that Horntail is a right nasty piece of work. Poor Ron nearly fainted just seeing them, you know.
Harry : Ron was here?
Hagrid : Well sure. His brother Charlie had to bring them over from Romania. Didn't Ron tell you that?
Harry : No he didn't. He didn't tell me a thing.

Neville : You know, if you're interested in plants, you should use Goshawk's Guide To Herbology. There's someone in Tibet who's growing gravity resistant trees...
Harry : Neville, no offense, but I really don't care about plants. Now, if there's a Tibetan turnip that will help me breathe underwater for an hour, great. But otherwise...
Neville : I don't know about turnips, but you could always use gillyweed.

Is it Voldemort?

Barty Crouch Junior : Hello, father!
Barty Crouch : You are no son of mine...