Goose Quotes

Slider : Goose, whose butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?
Goose : The list is long, but distinguished.
Slider : Yeah, well so is my Johnson.

The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

Come on, Mav, do some of that pilot shit!

Thanks, Mav, that was really great. Oh, shit! Maybe I should become a truck driver. Mav, do you remember the number of that truck driving school that was on TV the other night, Truck America or something like that?

No, no, no, no. There's two "Os" in Goose, boys.

Is this your idea of fun, Mav?

Great balls of fire!