Borat Sagdiyev Quotes

Alexa, order three flashlights

This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew.

I go to America!

Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter to the vice pussy-grabber.

If you release me, I'll give you my klan robes!

Only men and bears are allowed inside car.

I take this, to be fat like American man!

Mike, you're fired!

People make recognize my face. I would need disguises.

I'm Stephen Miller. Sorry I'm late.

About a year ago I release movie film which brought great shame to Kazakhstan. But now I was instruct to return to Yankee Land to carry out secret mission.

Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. My life is nice, NOT! But how I end up like this?

The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman.

My daughter is gift to someone close to the throne.

I was publicly humiliate.

Who told you my middle name!

Michael Penis, I brought girl for you!