Avengers: Infinity War Quotes

You guys are so screwed now!

Ha! You guys are so screwed now!

I am sorry, earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.

BRING ME THANOS!

Rocket Raccoon: This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is
Thor: Well, he has never fought me.
Rocket Raccoon : Yeah he has.
Thor: He has never fought me twice.

Steve Rogers : Mr Secretary.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross : You got some nerve, I'll give you that.
Natasha Romanoff : You could use some of that right now.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross : The world's on fire and you think all is forgiven?
Steve Rogers : I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. If you wanna stand in our way, we'll fight you too.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross : Arrest them.
James Rhodes : All over it.
James Rhodes : . That's a court marshal. Great to see you Cap.
Steve Rogers : You too Rhodey.
Natasha Romanoff : Hey.
James Rhodes : Well. You guys, really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple of years.
Sam Wilson : Yeah. Well, the hotels weren't exactly five star.
Bruce Banner : I think you look great. Yeah, I'm back.
Natasha Romanoff : Hi Bruce.
Bruce Banner : Nat.
Sam Wilson : This is awkward.

You throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it!

Bruce Banner :You guys are dead now!
Thor :Bring me THANOS!

Bruce Banner: Oh, no you don't. This isn't gonna be like New York, pal. This suit's already kicked the crap out of the Hulk.
Bruce Banner: Thanos is coming... He's coming.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Who?

Wanda Maximoff:Are you
Wanda Maximoff: What is it?
Vision: He's here.
Steve Rogers: Everyone on my position, we have incoming.
Bruce Banner: Cap, that's him.
Steve Rogers: Eyes up. Stay sharp!

Bruce Banner : Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second, well, this is it, man. This is the last *last* second. Hulk! Hulk! HULK!
Hulk : NOOOO!
Bruce Banner : Oh, screw you, you big green a**hole! I will do it myself!

Bruce Banner : Who's Scott?
Steve Rogers : Ant-Man.
Bruce Banner : There's an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?

Proxima Midnight: He'll die alone, as will you.
Natasha Romanoff: She's not alone.

Natasha Romanoff: We don't want to kill you, but we will
Proxima Midnight: You'll never get the chance again

Steve Rogers: Mr Secretary.
Thaddeus Ross: You got some nerve, I'll give you that.
Natasha Romanoff: You could use some of that right now.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: The world's on fire and you think all is forgiven?
Steve Rogers: I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. If you wanna stand in our way, we'll fight you too.
Thaddeus Ross: Arrest them.
James Rhodes: All over it.
James Rhodes: That's a court marshal. Great to see you Cap.
Steve Rogers : You too Rhodey.
Natasha Romanoff : Hey.
James Rhodes : Well. You guys, really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple of years.
Sam Wilson: Yeah. Well, the hotels weren't exactly five star.
Hulk: I think you look great. Yeah, I'm back.
Natasha Romanoff: Hi Bruce.
Hulk: Nat.
Sam Wilson: This is awkward.

Natasha Romanoff: Where's your other friend?
Proxima Midnight: He will pay for his life with yours. Thanos will have that stone.
Steve Rogers: That's not gonna happen.
T'Challa: You are in Wakanda now. Thanos will have nothing but dust, and blood.
Proxima Midnight: We, have blood to spare.
Dr. Stephen Strange: They surrender?
Steve Rogers: Not exactly.

Thor : You're going to die for that!
Ebony Maw : Shhh.

Families can be tough. Before my father died, he told me I had a half-sister that he imprisoned in hell. Then she returned home and stabbed me in the eye. So I had to kill her. That's life though, isn't it, I guess. Goes round and round. I feel your pain.

Eitri : You understand boy? You're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.
Thor : Only if I die.

Eitri : You understand boy, you're taking the full force of a star. It'll kill you.
Thor : And if I die?
Eitri : Yes, that's what killing you means!

Steve Rogers : New haircut?
Thor : Noticed you've copied my beard.
Thor : Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine, Tree.
Groot : I am Groot.
Steve Rogers : I am Steve Rogers.

Iron Man : Kid, that's the wizard. Get on it.
Spider-Man : On it!
Spider-Man : Not cool.

Tony Stark : Tell me his name again.
Bus Driver : Thanos, He is a plague Tony, he invades planets, he takes what it wants, he wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York, that's him!
Tony Stark : This is it? what's our timeline?
Bus Driver : No telling. He has the power and space stones, that already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe, if he gets his hands on all six stones
Drax : He could destroy life on a scale hither to undreamt of.
Tony Stark : Did you seriously just said "hitherto undreamt of"?

Ebony Maw : Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.
Tony Stark : Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies.

Tony Stark : If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?
Dr. Stephen Strange : No can do.
Wong : We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.
Tony Stark : And I swore off dairy... but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me, so...
Dr. Stephen Strange : Stark Raving Hazelnuts.
Tony Stark : Not bad.
Dr. Stephen Strange : A bit chalky.
Wong : A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge is our favorite.