Thor Quotes

Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin!
Hela: Really? You don't look like him.
Loki: Perhaps we can come to an agreement...
Hela: YOU sound like him.

Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
Thor: Surtur. Son of... a bitch!

I have dire plans for destiny.

Thor: I am Thor, god of thunder, and I say now, not one blade of my locks shall be severed! [pause] Please don't cut my hair! Noooooo!

She's too powerful, I have no hammer.

[Hela catches Thor's hammer]
Thor: It's not possible!
Hela: You have no idea what's possible.

Hela: Kneel.
Loki: I'm sorry?
Hela: Kneel, before your queen.
Thor: I don't think so.

Thor: Hey, big guy. Sun is getting real low.
[Hulk grabs Thor and beats him]
Loki: YES! That's what it feels like!

Life is about growth and change. But you, my dear god of mischief brother, just want to stay the same.

Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I am actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?

Bruce Banner: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

Thor: I had this unique hammer, made from the heart of a dying star. I would spin it, and I would fly.
Korg: You rode a hammer?
Thor: No, I would lie down.
Korg: The hammer rode you?
Thor: No, I would spin it and it would lift me off...
Korg: Oh my god, the hammer threw you off?
Thor: Off the ground, it threw me off the ground!

Quinjet Computer: Voice activation required.
Thor: Thor.
Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
Thor: Thor.
Quinjet Computer: Access denied
Thor: Strongest Avenger.
Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
Thor: Oh, Stark. Point Break.
Quinjet Computer: Welcome, Point Break.

A creepy old man cut my hair off!

[the Hulk appears in the arena]
Thor: Loki, look who it is!
Loki: I have to get off this planet...

I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.

Thor: My father once said, A wise man never seeks out war...
Hela: But he must always be ready for it!

Grandmaster: It's main event time. And now, I give you your Incredible...
[the Hulk bursts through the door]
Thor: YESSSS!
Thor: We know each other. He's a friend from work.

Thor: How do I escape?
Heimdall: You're on a planet surrounded by holes, pick one!
Thor: Which one?
Heimdall: The biggest one!

Thor: We have to stop her here and now, and prevent Ragnarok, the end of everything! So I'm putting together a team.
Loki: Like the old days.

Thor: Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard, and you and I had a fight.
Bruce Banner: Did I win?
Thor: No, I won. Easily!
Bruce Banner: That does not sound right...
Thor: Well, it's true!

Surtur: Ragnarok can not be stopped, what makes you think you can succeed?
Thor: Because that's what heroes do!

Thor: Where are the weapons?
Valkyrie: There aren't any! The Grandmaster used the ship mainly for orgies.
Thor: Better not touch anything.

Valkyrie: This team of yours, it got a name?
Thor: Yeah, it's called the... uh... Revengers!

So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that's still fresh. Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you.