Robin Quotes

Robin : My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.
Batman : Well, children can be cruel.

Robin : What?
Robin : It's the Batcave! Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygooo-!
Robin : Batman, woah!
Batman : You're darn right, woah!
Robin : Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?
Batman : No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic.

Robin : Hey, I was thinking. If I'm gonna be a superhero, and go on awesome superhero missions like this one, can we use code names? Mine can be Robin.
Batman : I'm sorry, say that again?
Robin : Robin.
Batman : As in the small, Midwestern frail bird?
Robin : Yeah, and I already have a catch phrase. Tweet, tweet, on the street.
Batman : Hard pass.
Robin : And a song.
Robin : Fly, Robin, fly.
Batman : Harder pass.

Robin : Wow! Look, it's the Bat-Sub!
Batman : Wait, don't touch that!
Robin : Over there! It's the Bat-Space Shuttle!
Batman : Please keep your hands off that.
Robin : Look, it's the Bat-Zeppelin!
Batman : Don't touch that, either!
Robin : It's the Bat-Train!
Batman : No!
Robin : It's the Bat-Kayak!
Batman : No!
Robin : It's the Bat-Dune Buggy!
Batman : No!
Robin : It's the Bat... Shark Repellent?
Batman : Uh, actually, you can touch that. It's completely useless

Batman : So, are you ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way?
Robin : I sure am, Dad Two! But first, where's the seat-belt?
Batman : The first lesson is, life doesn't give you seat-belts! Let's go!

Batman : We are gonna steal the Phantom Zone projector from Superman.
Robin : Steal?
Batman : Yeah. We have to right a wrong. And sometimes, in order to right a wrong, you have to do a wrong-right. Gandhi said that.
Robin : Are we sure Gandhi said that?
Batman : I'm paraphrasing.

Batman : Batman's life lesson number two. Vigilantes don't have bedtimes.
Robin : Yes! So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies?
Batman : Unlimited!

Batman : All righ, kid. We need to avoid Commissioner Gordon. So, lesson number three. When going stealth, you gotta hide every part of you, physically and emotionally. Got it?
Robin : Yeah!

Robin : Woo-hoo! A month ago, I had no dads. Then I had one dad. Now I have two dads, and one of them is Batman!
Batman : Yeah!
Robin : It's raining dads...

Batman : Hey, kid!
Robin : Yes, sir?
Batman : You're super nimble, right?
Robin : I sure am!
Batman : And small?
Robin : Very.
Batman : And quiet?
Robin : When I desire to be.
Batman : And 110% expendable?
Robin : I don't know what that means, but okay!