Robin : Woo-hoo! A month ago, I had no dads. Then I had one dad. Now I have two dads, and one of them is Batman!Batman : Yeah!Robin : It's raining dads...
Batman : So, are you ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way?Robin : I sure am, Dad Two! But first, where's the seat-belt?Batman : The first lesson is, life doesn't give you seat-belts! Let's go!
Computer : What is the password?Batman : Iron Man sucks.
Batman : We are gonna steal the Phantom Zone projector from Superman.Robin : Steal?Batman : Yeah. We have to right a wrong. And sometimes, in order to right a wrong, you have to do a wrong-right. Gandhi said that.Robin : Are we sure Gandhi said that?Batman : I'm paraphrasing.