Groot : I am Groot.Rocket Raccoon : Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual.
Gamora : It's time we stand up for what is right.Nebula : Ha.
Star-Lord : Here you go.Rocket Raccoon : Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things.Star-Lord : What?Rocket Raccoon : No, I thought it'd be funny! Was it funny? No, wait, what'd he look like hopping around?Star-Lord : I had to transfer him 30,000 units!
Nova Prime Rael : The fate of 12 billion people is in your hands.Peter Quill : Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?