Peter Quill Quotes

You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people.

Ronan : Citizens of Xandar, behold your guardians of the galaxy! What fruit have they wrought?
Peter Quill : Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter. You listen to these words. Ooh child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child things'll get brighter. Then bring it down hard! Someday...
Ronan : What are you doing?
Peter Quill : Dance-off, bro. Me and you.
Peter Quill : Gamora.
Peter Quill : Subtle, taking it back.
Ronan : What are you doing?
Peter Quill : I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!

Denarian Saal : Peter Quill, this is Denarian Saal. For the record, I advised them against trusting you.
Peter Quill : They got my dick message.
Denarian Saal : Prove me wrong!

Nova Prime Rael : The fate of 12 billion people is in your hands.
Peter Quill : Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?

Korath the Pursuer : Star-Lord!
Peter Quill : Finally!

Rhomann Dey : He's also known as Star-Lord.
Nova Corps Officer : Who calls him that?
Rhomann Dey : Himself, mostly. Wanted mostly on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud...
Peter Quill : Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how this machine works..

Peter Quill :HEY, HEY, HEY! That's mine! Hey, take those headphones off, right now!
Peter Quill : Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me!

I was only a kid when I left Earth, and I had no idea what the universe had in store for me.

I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws. My name is Peter Quill. There's one other name you may know me by. Star-Lord.

Yondu Udonta : We're Ravagers, we got a code.
Peter Quill : Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody.

Peter Quill : Thank you.
Rhomann Dey : I have a wife and child on Xandar. Thanks to you, they're still alive.

The Collector : These carriers can use the stone to mow down entire civilisations like wheat in a field.
Peter Quill : There's a little pee coming out of me right now.

Rhomann Dey : Hey! If it isn't Star-Prince.
Peter Quill : Star-Lord
Rhomann Dey : Sorry. "Lord."
Rhomann Dey : I picked this guy up a while back for petty theft. He's got a code name. Yeah. Stay out of the way.
Peter Quill : Come on, man. It's a... It's an outlaw name.

Yondu Udonta : When I picked you up as a kid, these boys wanted to eat you. They ain't never tasted Terran before. I saved your life!
Peter Quill : Oh, will you shut up about that? God! Twenty years, you've been throwing that in my face, like it's some great thing, not eating me! Normal people don't even think about eating someone else! Much less that person having to be grateful for it! You abducted me, man. You stole me from my home and from my family.

Korath the Pursuer : You don't look like a junker. You're wearing Ravager garb.
Peter Quill : This is just an outfit, man.
Peter Quill : Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me.