Rocket Quotes

Star-Lord : Here you go.
Rocket Raccoon : Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things.
Star-Lord : What?
Rocket Raccoon : No, I thought it'd be funny! Was it funny? No, wait, what'd he look like hopping around?
Star-Lord : I had to transfer him 30,000 units!

You killed Groot!

YOU'RE... MAKING... ME... BEAT... UP... GRASS!

Quit smiling, ya idiot, you're supposed to be professional.

Groot : I am Groot!
Rocket Raccoon : I know they're the only friends we've ever had!

Groot : I am Groot.
Rocket Raccoon : Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual.

Rocket Raccoon : No, Groot! You can't! You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?
Groot : We are Groot.

They crumpled my pants up into a ball. That's rude! They folded yours.

Rocket Raccoon : Put him in the bag. Put him in the bag!
Rocket Raccoon : No! Not her, him! Learn genders, man.

Let's get something clear! This one here is our booty. You wanna get to him, you go through us... or, more accurately, we go through you!

Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?

We're the fricking Guardians of the Galaxy!