Vanessa Quotes

Latest Vanessa quotes from Deadpool 2

Vanessa

Vanessa chatacter image

Vanessa is played by Morena Baccarin in Deadpool 2.

Quotes

Wade Wilson : I'm gonna go make desert. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby.
Vanessa : Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try.

Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree. I had to...
Vanessa : Uh-uh.
Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass, but then we discovered that his mom is named Martha, too.

#2

Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.
Wade Wilson : Well, come here
Wade Wilson : Don't fuck Elvis.
Vanessa : Don't fuck Colossus.
Wade Wilson : Wait, what?

#3

Wade Wilson : Isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? And have consensual sex with their sister?
Vanessa : I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.
Wade Wilson : No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.
Vanessa : Baby, that's Empire.

#4

Deadpool : Oh, well that's... that's just the most... beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is.
Vanessa : My IUD.
Deadpool : ...A bomb?
Vanessa : No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device.

#5

Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh...
Vanessa : Uh-uh.
Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too.
Vanessa : No.
Wade Wilson : You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again.
Vanessa : Try again.
Wade Wilson : Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm?
Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.

#6

Deadpool : Is this Heaven?
Vanessa : Now it is.

#7

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