Cable : Dubstep's for pussies!Wade Wilson : You're so dark. Are you sure you're not from the DC universe?
Deadpool : You know what we need to do? We need to build a fucking team. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years.Dopinder : My body is an instrument of death.Deadpool : Not now, Dopinder.
Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh...Vanessa : Uh-uh.Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too.Vanessa : No.Wade Wilson : You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again.Vanessa : Try again.Wade Wilson : Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm?Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.
Deadpool : You time-sliding son of a bitch. You did this for me? Wait, you can't go back. You used the last of your fuel. What about your girl and your wife?Cable : No, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion.Deadpool : No, you did it for me.Cable : No, I didn't.Deadpool : You did.Cable : No, I didn't.Deadpool : Pretty sure you did.Cable : No, I'm positive I didn't.Deadpool : Fine. Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me.Deadpool : I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me.Cable : Say it again.Deadpool : You did it for me.Cable : Jesus.