Cable : You remind me of my wife.Wade Wilson : I'm sorry?Cable : I said you remind me...Wade Wilson : No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.
Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.Wade Wilson : Well, come here Wade Wilson : Don't fuck Elvis.Vanessa : Don't fuck Colossus.Wade Wilson : Wait, what?
Wade Wilson : I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.Weasel : An ocean is water.
Cable : I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.Wade Wilson : Well, that's just lazy writing.