Crocodile Dundee (1986) quotes

I don't mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him.

Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee : Two beers, Ida. One for me, and one for me mate.
Ida : One for your mate! Ya mad bugger!

Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee : If I give my heart to you...
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee : Then I'll have none and you'll have two..

Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee