Crocodile Dundee (1986) Quotes

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Crocodile Dundee (1986)

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Directed by: Peter Faiman
Written by: Ken Shadie, John Cornell
Starring: Ken Shadie , John Cornell
Released on: September 26, 1986
Taglines: Before Bean, There was... Crocodile Dundee!

Crocodile Dundee (1986) Quotes

Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on. image

Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.

For a minute there, uh,

For a minute there, uh, "room-service" took on a whole new meaning.

Bloody Wally. He's only been here a dozen times. He's probably lost. image

Bloody Wally. He's only been here a dozen times. He's probably lost.

Flat out like a lizard drinkin'. image

Flat out like a lizard drinkin'.

 Oh, Christ, it's like living with Davy Crockett. image

Oh, Christ, it's like living with Davy Crockett.

Walter Reilly :  Got the photo, Mick - - I look GREAT! Ida sends love. Oh - - Donk wants to say a word to you.
Donk :   Mick - - get stuffed! image

Walter Reilly : Got the photo, Mick - - I look GREAT! Ida sends love. Oh - - Donk wants to say a word to you.
Donk : Mick - - get stuffed!

Richard Mason : New York City, Mr. Dundee. Home to seven million people.
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee : That's incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee : If I give my heart to you...
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee : Then I'll have none and you'll have two..

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee : Two beers, Ida. One for me, and one for me mate.
Ida : One for your mate! Ya mad bugger!

I don't mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him.

Richard Mason : Take care now.
Sue Charlton : Don't worry. I'm a New Yorker!

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