Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale.
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You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
...like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me.
You seem to be getting pregnanter these days.