You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
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Juno MacGuff : ...and the receptianist tried to get me to take these condoms that looked like grape suckers and was just babbling away about her freaking boyfiends pie balls! Oh an Su-Chin was there and she was like, "Hi babies have fingernails." Fingernails!Leah : Oh, gruesome. I wonder if the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out?
Silencio, Old Man!
This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I've ever seen.