It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.
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Tell Bernie Clifford your birth mark is made of chocolate, which means when you get to heaven you will be in charge of all the chocolate. This of course is a lie, I do not like lies, but in this case I think it will be of benefit. I wish I could be in charge of all the chocolate, but of course I can not, because of my Atheism.
Dear Mary, please find enclosed my entire Noblet collection as a sign that I forgive you.