It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.
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Have you ever been a communist? Have you ever been attacked by a crow or similar large bird?
The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
Jurors are outstanding members of the community who haven't murdered anybody.
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