It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.
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Not much has happened since I last wrote except for my manslaughter charges, lotto win, and Ivy's death.
Jurors are outstanding members of the community who haven't murdered anybody.
Butts are bad because they wash out to sea, and fish smoke them and become nicotine-dependent. I am just joking, because of course it is impossible for a cigarette to remain lit underwater. Also, fish do not have pockets to keep cigarette lighters in.
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