I cannot understand how being honest can be considered improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.
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Jurors are outstanding members of the community who haven't murdered anybody.
You are my best friend. You are my only friend.
My 5th job was a garbage collector. I cleaned up after litter bugs and didn't have to talk to anybody. Sometimes I liked to pretend I was an intergalactic robot.
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