I cannot understand how being honest can be considered improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.
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It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.
Dear Mary, please find enclosed my entire Noblet collection as a sign that I forgive you.
My third job was for a company that printed logos on novelty items. I worked at the frisbee-printing machine. A frisbee is a circular plastic disc that people throw at each other, that is like a boomerang but it does not come back.
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