C.C. Baxter: The mirror... it's broken.Fran Kubelik: Yes, I know. I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.
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On November 1st, 1959, the population of New York City was 8,042,783. If you laid all these people end to end, figuring an average height of five feet six and a half inches, they would reach from Times Square to the outskirts of Karachi, Pakistan. I know facts like this because I work for an insurance company - Consolidated Life of New York. We're one of the top five companies in the country. Our home office has 31,259 employees, which is more than the entire population of uhh... Natchez, Mississippi. I work on the 19th floor. Ordinary Policy Department, Premium Accounting Division, Section W, desk number 861.
Miss Kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character, and as far as I'm concerned you're tops. I mean, decency-wise and otherwise-wise.
Fran Kubelik: [Baxter is straining spaghetti with a tennis racket] Say, you're pretty good with that racket.C.C. Baxter: You should see my backhand. Wait'll you see me serve the meatballs.