Did you ever wish you could sometimes freeze frame a moment in your day, look at it and say "this is not my life"?
Read more Daniel Hillard QuotesFrom: Mrs. Doubtfire
Stu: What can I say, Ron? The guy's a loser. See ya.Mrs. Doubtfire: Loser? Oh, yeah.Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh, sir. I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff, Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting. I'll get them, sir. Don't worry.
Ah! Norman Bates!
Take five. Take five million. You're dead.