Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
Read more Mugatu QuotesFrom: Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: Who am I?Derek's Reflection: I don't know.Derek Zoolander: I guess I have a lot of things to ponder.Hansel: The results are in, amigo! What's left to ponder?Hansel: Nice comeback!
I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.
Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!Mugatu: Die, you wage-hiking scum!