Mugatu Quotes

Hansel... so hot right now... Hansel.

Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.

It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!

Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
Mugatu: Die, you wage-hiking scum!

Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!

Obey my dog!

Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

They're break-dance fighting.

As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!

Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.