He had to pull his underwear out of his butt to beat you!
Read more Matilda Jeffries QuotesFrom: Zoolander
Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"Derek Zoolander: And?Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.
It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!
I'm not an ambi-turner.