George Costanza: Ahoy! Mr. Eldridge. I understand you were on the Andrea Doria.
Clarence: Yes, it was a terrifying ordeal.
George Costanza: I tell ya, I hear people really stuff themselves on those cruise ships.
George Costanza: The buffet, that's the real ordeal, huh, Clarence?
George Costanza: .
Clarence: We had to abandon ship.
George Costanza: Well, all vacations have to end eventually.
Clarence: The boat sank!
George Costanza: According to this, it took 10 hours. It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath - no offence.
George Costanza: So, Clarence, how about abandoning this apartment, and letting me shove off in this beauty?
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From: Seinfeld