"Seven"? Yeah, I guess I can see it: seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches per beating and eventually seven years to life.
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Jerry Seinfeld: I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date.Elaine Benes: I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking.Jerry Seinfeld: You're going by sound? What are we, whales?Elaine Benes: I think I can tell.Jerry Seinfeld: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?Elaine Benes: 25 percent.Jerry Seinfeld: 25 percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a 20 to 1 shot.Elaine Benes: You're way off.Jerry Seinfeld: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there.Elaine Benes: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?Jerry Seinfeld: UNDATEABLE!
Elaine: So... Whatley's still Jewish, huh?Jerry: Oh, sure. With out the parents, it's a breeze.
Are we not human? If we pick, do we not bleed? I am not an animal!