In ancient tribal cultures, they would actually sacrifice a virgin. They thought that would do something. They would find some girl that had never been out with anybody, and they would throw her into a volcano. I mean, there's a first date you'll never forget. Winds up in heaven talking with Chuck Woolery. "So tell me, Lisa, how did the date end? -- Not well, Chuck. Not well. -- Well, if you'd like to be thrown into a volcano again, we'll pay for it."
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