It's amazing how shopping makes me have to go. How does my bladder know that I'm in a department store?
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George Costanza: Is that the time? I gotta get downtown and buy that suit. The store opens in twenty minutes.Kramer: Hey, is that Elaine mannequin still there?George Costanza: Yeah.Kramer: Yeah?George Costanza: The last time I saw her... she was naked.Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, And Poppie's got problems.
George Costanza: I got a date with the sales woman. She's got a little Marisa Tomei thing going onJerry Seinfeld: Ah, too bad you got a little George Costanza thing going on.
I don't know what to you Elton.