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Richard Lewis: Listen, Saturday night, do me a favor. I love you, all right? We have enough good stuff in the bank to get over this. But Saturday night, at dinner, could we maybe, maybe try to have an apology from you?
Larry David: First of all, there's no way I can have dinner with you on Saturday night. That's out.
Richard Lewis: Hold it... am I hearing this?
Larry David: I'm not... have dinner? Dinner?
Richard Lewis: You know, our relationship's at stake right now.
Larry David: Huh?
Richard Lewis: The relationship's at stake.
Larry David: Get outta here!
Richard Lewis: You better call me later on, by sundown.
Larry David: By sundown? What are you, Gary Cooper, by sundown?
Richard Lewis: That's funny. You know, I'm trying not to laugh, but that's funny. You better call me by sundown.
Larry David: By sundown? Is the posse gonna come get me?
Richard Lewis: That's right.

Larry David: Yeah. Yeah! Hey, hey, look at you, look at you!
Bald Chef: Yeah, look at you!
Larry David: When did you start losing it?
Bald Chef: Uh, I started losing when I was fifteen.
Larry David: Fifteen, wow, earlier than me, yeah.
Bald Chef: Yeah, a little bit earlier. You know, I actually like it.
Larry David: Ah. Yeah. Me too.
Bald Chef: Just put a little sunscreen on, it's fine.
Larry David: Yeah, a lot of sunscreen, right? Can't go outside without the sunscreen. No convertibles.
Bald Chef: No convertibles!
Larry David: Oh, God, I hate that!
Bald Chef: Absolutely. Because you have to wear a hat, if you're going to be in a convertible, and then you look like you're trying to hide something.
Larry David: Oh, well, that's what they do, these guys with the hats, don't they? They wear it all the time, and they'll meet a girl or something and then they'll show up on a date, what are they gonna do? They gonna take the hat off? They have a terrible decision to make...
Bald Chef: Right, right, and then the girl's gonna be like, "I didn't know you were bald."
Larry David: Yeah, yeah. "You misrepresented yourself!"
Bald Chef: Exactly. "You're a liar!"
Larry David: Minoxidil?
Bald Chef: No. You?
Larry David: No.
Bald Chef: Every day for the rest of your life you have to...
Larry David: Oh my God the drops and everything? I ain't gonna do that...
Bald Chef: ...and then they gotta massage it in.
Larry David: ...it's crazy, yeah. Ugh.
Bald Chef: There's something psychologically going wrong with them...
Larry David: Psychologically wrong with THEM? What about the transplant people?
Bald Chef: Oh! I hate those people.
Larry David: Toupee? Hmm?
Bald Chef: No.
Larry David: [skeptically] Huh?
Bald Chef: Oh, no. Absolutely not!
Larry David: Those guys, they should kill those guys.
Bald Chef: Exactly.
Larry David: I'm surprised Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
Bald Chef: Yeah?
Larry David: I mean if I'm going to be a sick megalomaniac, to round up people who I hated, they would be on my list. I would say, "Get, get the toupee people."
Bald Chef: Absolutely.
Larry David: I'd have my henchmen going around, tugging at people's hair; if it comes off...
Bald Chef:"BALDEN! Come with me!" Yeah.
Larry David: "... ACH! Balden!"

Larry David

Cheryl David: I am glad you're here.
Larry David: Are you? I never thought I'd hear those words come out of your mouth.

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