Larry: That shish-kebab, the whole night I couldn't get rid of it.Ben Stiller: Uh, yeah. I have a scratched retina.Larry: Oh.
Read more Larry David QuotesFrom: Curb Your Enthusiasm
I told her about the smiley faces. I can't stand it. And everybody uses them! What are they going to be in newspapers soon? The New York Times headline - Unemployment Drops, Smiley Face.
Christina: Did you know that spicy food makes a man's cum taste delicious?Larry David: I did not know that.
Leon Black: Well what kinda cum was it, first of all?Larry David: What do you mean, "What kinda cum?" Cum is cum.Leon Black: Cum is not cum, Larry.Larry David: Cum is cum.Leon Black: Well, it couldn't have been mine. You know why? Cuz I gets mines, Larry. I brings the ruckus to the ladies.