Christina: Did you know that spicy food makes a man's cum taste delicious?Larry David: I did not know that.
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Cheryl David: I am glad you're here.Larry David: Are you? I never thought I'd hear those words come out of your mouth.
Doctor: Based on your signs and symptoms, when you twisted your body, your testicles got ensnared in the fly of your underwear, which acted like a noose, and it caused scrotal hematoma and contusion.Leon Black: Twisted balls.Doctor: In layman's terms, yes. It's...Leon Black: Twisted balls.Doctor: It's not as bad as it sounds. It's a bruising, which will probably last about a week or so.Larry David: Oh, OK.Doctor: But, I would definitely recommend switching to a style of underwear with no fly.Larry David: No Fly Zone? Is that what you're telling me? I'm not wearing that underwear. OK?Leon Black: You gotta do it, man. You got long balls, Larry. Long balls. You've got long-ass balls.Larry David: I've got long balls?Leon Black: Doc, you've seen his balls, right?Larry David: Would you say my balls were unusually long?Doctor: They're a bit more distended than the average testicles.Leon Black: You got long-ass balls, Larry. "Long Ball Larry." That's your new name.Larry David: Long balls. Who the hell knew?Leon Black: Long balls. Change your drawers.
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