Larry David: I think I tipped that guy twice.Jeff Greene: What? Why wouldn't he tell you?Larry David: Because he got twice the money.Larry David: Why?
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Susie Greene: What is that, Lar?Larry David: Enjoy.Susie Greene: This is what you bring?Larry David: It's Italian bread.Susie Greene: Yeah but this doesn't go with my menu. You don't know what I'm serving. Don't impose your desires on my whole cuisine!
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Larry David: Thanks so much for stopping. Man oh man, I've been so lost, I mean I've been driving around for a half hour here, I'm just trying to get back to, um, to the freeway, to L.A...Brian: You don't recognize me, do you?Larry David: No...Brian: From the driving range, the other day? You're the, uh, you're the guy from the driving range. I was right behind you on the range...Larry David: Oh, right! Right! Wow!Brian: ...right, and you wouldn't help me out with the ball? The range ball, it fell and you wouldn't help me out with the ball...Larry David: The ball? Oh, no no no... you know what? My back was killing me that day, I couldn't bend down.Brian: Oh, your back was... I didn't pick up on that because you were hitting the ball so well, you were swinging great...Larry David: No, that's twisting. I could twist, I couldn't bend.Brian: Ohh, ah, OK, right... difference, yeah. Two different things.Larry David: It's a big difference, really. Oh my God, you must have thought I was such an asshole.Brian: Well I... you know, I didn't know why you wouldn't help me with the ball.Larry David: Oh god, what kind of prick doesn't pick up somebody's ball.Brian: I thought you could help out a little bit, but... I understand.Larry David: You know what, I would have picked up the ball in a second if I could bend down.Brian: It's your back, it was your back, right.Larry David: Completely. I'm sorry. I apologize.Brian: Sure. No, I understand, I understand. It's OK, it's alright.Larry David: Wait a second... are you going to Gil's party?Brian: Yeah that's why I'm... you know Gil? Oh, from the club, you must know Gil? I'm old friends with Gil, yeah, we... buddies for a long time.Larry David: So, uh, can I follow you over there?Brian: Should you be going to the party with your back? I mean, can you bend over, can you bend with your back?Larry David: Yeah...Brian: Well then maybe you should just bend over and kiss my ass, and maybe next time you'll remember to uh, pick up the fucking golf ball.