Cheryl David: I am glad you're here.Larry David: Are you? I never thought I'd hear those words come out of your mouth.
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Larry David: Instead of going in and ordering a "Ted Danson" people go in ordering a "Larry David". What's the difference?Ted Danson: One tastes good, one sucks!
Larry David: He didn't - he didn't really care for Jews. He thought they were a bit much.Greg: I would kick his butt.Larry David: Would you!Greg: Yes.Larry David: Good for you.Larry David: What's that - what are you watching in there?Greg: "Project Runway." Good show.Larry David: And what do you like about it?Greg: The fashion! It's, like, the best show ever!Larry David: You like fashion?Greg: Yes. I do.Larry David: Hmm.Greg: Ooh! What's that right there?Larry David: Oh, that's called a, uh, swastika.Greg: I like how the lines just go straight and then up and then down and then straight and then up and then down. It's *beautiful.* My birthday's coming up in a week, so - can you get me one?Larry David: A swastika?Greg: Yeah.Larry David: I - I don't know, Greg, I'll have to think about that.Greg: They should start selling them in every gift shop in New York City.Larry David: Yeah, I don't think Jews would like that.Greg: Get a life, Jews!
Hey, I'd know that tush anywhere!