Annie Wilson: Dad, you are not going tell any stupid jokes during dinner.Harry Wilson: When you say "stupid", you mean "hilarious", right?
Ivy Sullivan: Oh, my God, I swear I have never seen you work this hard.Naomi Clark: You said that yesterday.Ivy Sullivan: Yeah, well, I'm still getting used to it.Naomi Clark: Ugh, I have to run this huge Hollywood awards party tonight, and I brilliantly convinced my boss to hire my arch-nemesis as my assistant.Ivy Sullivan: Whoa, whoa. Holly is your new assistant? What is that, some sort of death wish or something?
Naomi Clark: If I said to someone "I can't wait to spend alone time together", and that person said to me "That's an oxymoron", what do you think that person meant?Ethan Ward: Uh... that it's an oxymoron to be alone together.
Harry Wilson: [watching Dixon and Silver singing karaoke] After this, my mother's gonna do her big closing number. I think we should pull the plug on karaoke and get out the cake.Debbie Wilson: Oh, but the kids really seem to be enjoying her. I mean, how bad could it be?Harry Wilson: I... I think that it involves pasties.Debbie Wilson: I'll get the birthday girl.