Life Is Beautiful Quotes

Buon giorno, Principessa!

You are such a good boy. You sleep now. Dream sweet dreams. Maybe we are both dreaming. Maybe this is all a dream, and in the morning, Mommy will wake us up with milk and cookies. Then, after we eat, I will make love to her two or three times. If I can.

This is my story. This is the sacrifice my father made. This was his gift to me.

Daddy, you scared me to death!

Bartolomeo: They are looking for someone who speaks German, to translate their instructions.
Guido: Me! I'll do it, I'll translate!
Bartolomeo: Do you speak German?
Guido: No.

Guido: What are your political views?
Other Man: Benito, Adolf! Sit down! Sorry Guido, what did you say?

If you speak my name, I vanish. What am I? Silence.

The game starts now. You have to score one thousand points. If you do that, you take home a tank with a big gun. Each day we will announce the scores from that loudspeaker. The one who has the fewest points will have to wear a sign that says "Jackass" on his back. There are three ways to lose points. One, turning into a big crybaby. Two, telling us you want to see your mommy. Three, saying you're hungry and want something to eat.

What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!

You can lose all your points for any one of three things. One: If you cry. Two: If you ask to see your mother. Three: If you're hungry and ask for a snack! Forget it!

My husband and son are on that train. I want to get on that train. Did you hear me? I want to get on that train.

Dora: At least they don't make the children and old people work.
Female Prisoner: They don't make them work because they kill them! One day, you will hear a lady calling, "Kids, come take a shower," then they gas them!

This is a simple story... but not an easy one to tell.