Jenny Humphrey Quotes

Mom. It's time for you to come home.

Oh my God, wait, do you have a crush on me or something? Don't be embarrassed. It's totally understandable and not that unexpected actually. I'm flattered, it's just my heart belongs to Asher. I've gotta go, but text me, okay?

I'm talking about you and Lil' Miss Hannah Montana on Gossip Girl.

Ah, the invisible man returns.

Oh, did you guys know that you have matching backpacks? It's so cute.

Juliet Sharp: I should have known that taking down Serena involved wearing the perfect dress.
Jenny Humphrey: Well, any time I can combine style with revenge. Plus, this isn't exactly my first masquerade party.
Juliet Sharp: I'll see you inside.

Blair Waldorf: When are you gonna get it? For three years, you've tried to worm your way into our world, but you will never be a part of it no matter what you do. This isn't copycat dressing at Constance or dumping dairy on your best friend to prove a point. Nate and Serena? That's mythic. You don't mess with that and survive. You're hurting people I love. You're hurting people you love.
Jenny Humphrey: I wasn't trying to, I...
Blair Waldorf: Nate loves Serena, Dan loves Vanessa -God knows why-, and chuck loves me. But, you, Jenny? No one loves you, except your daddy. And after what you pulled yesterday, who knows if that's even true anymore?

Dan Humphrey: Hey, Jenny! Jenny! Please tell me what you're doing here, starting with "Dad knows", and ending with "these drinks are not for me."
Jenny Humphrey: Since I haven't actually talked to Dad today, no. But these drinks are for Nate and Chuck.
Dan Humphrey: What are you doing with Nate and Chuck?
Jenny Humphrey: Well, Nate's my friend, and Chuck's totally harmless unless this place runs out of ice.

This graduation is a celebration for us, too. No more mean girls! We have suffered under their dictatorship for way too long. Starting next fall, there will be peace in the kingdom.

You know at least last year it was my face on the cake. And the people at my party might've hated me, but at least they knew who I was. I know that it's hard for you guys to understand, but I like being me and as crazy as it may seem, I choose not to be a Park Avenue Princess on my birthday or any other day.

Eric van der Woodsen: It reaches a high F. That never happens in operas. You know, that's a good fact. You should talk about it in intermission. You're gonna love The Magic Flute it's uhh... well it's...
Jenny Humphrey: It's okay. You can say it.
Eric van der Woodsen: Opera for amateurs.

Eleanor Waldorf: You are lucky I don't fire you this minute.
Jenny Humphrey: Oh, you are lucky that I don't just quit!

Elise Wells: What are you doing? He's gorgeous.
Jenny Humphrey: He's a dogwalker. I need a king, not a jester.

Elise Wells: What are you doing? He's gorgeous.
Jenny Humphrey: He's a dogwalker. I need a king, not a jester.

Blair Waldorf: You're late.
Jenny Humphrey: Yeah I know I had to drop off some books at the library, sorry.
Blair Waldorf: Could you do me a favor?
Jenny Humphrey: Anything.
Blair Waldorf: Move down a couple steps.
Jenny Humphrey: Ya know this whole hazing thing's getting a bit old don't you think be?
Blair Waldorf: First of all the hazing stops when I say it stops and for future reference only my friends call me B.
Jenny Humphrey: You know I'm actually gonna go. I have a lot of stuff to do before class.
Penelope: Jenny...
Blair Waldorf: Please she'll be back.

Vanessa Abrams: So this Blair girl used you as her slave?
Jenny Humphrey: No, I was her handmaiden.
Vanessa Abrams: "Handmaiden" is Jane Austen for "slave."

Jenny Humphrey: You have nothing to lose.
Dan Humphrey: No, nothing except my last shred of dignity.
Jenny Humphrey: Oh no, I think that's gone.