Elizabeth Halsey Quotes

I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.

Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.

Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.

Fuck my ass!

Lynn Davies : I love how his eyes sparkle.
Elizabeth Halsey : I want to sit on his face.

I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know.

Hello titties.

This was a warning. Next time, I don't call the principal. I call the cops