I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.
Read more Elizabeth Halsey QuotesFrom: Bad Teacher
Shut the front door.
Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.
I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know.