Tony Stark Quotes

Ant-Man : Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop.
Iron Man : Who's speaking?
Ant-Man : It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.

Spider-Man : Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?
War Machine : Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?
Iron Man : I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.

Manchurian Candidate, you're killing me. We're on a truce. Put the gun down.

If we don't do this, it will be done to us.

Let go of my rhodey!

My left arm is numb. Is that normal?

Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose? I'm open to suggestions.

Tony Stark : Got a passport?
Peter Parker : Um, no. I don't... I don't even have a driver's license.
Tony Stark : You ever been to Germany?
Peter Parker : No.
Tony Stark : Oh, you'll love it.
Peter Parker : I can't go to Germany!
Tony Stark : Why?
Peter Parker : I got... homework.
Tony Stark : Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

Scott Lang : Hank Pym did say to never trust a Stark!
Tony Stark : Who are you?
Scott Lang : Come on, man.

Tony Stark : So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?
Peter Parker : S-Spider-Man.
Tony Stark : Not in that onesie, you're not.
Peter Parker : It's not a onesie.

That shield doesn't belong to you. You don't deserve it! My father made that shield!

Iron Man : Do you even remember them?
Winter Soldier : I remember all of them.

Friday : Multiple contusions detected.
Iron Man : Yeah, I detected that too...

Tony Stark : How did this happen?
Vision : I became distracted.
Tony Stark : I didn't think that was possible.
Vision : Neither did I.

You know, I'm having a hard time believing she's someone's aunt.

I was wrong about you. The whole world was wrong about you.

Spider-Man : Whoa, no, I'm not done, I've gotta get him back!
Iron Man : You're going home, or I'm calling Aunt May! You're DONE!
Spider-Man : Wait, Mr. Stark! I'm not done, I'm not...
Spider-Man : Okay, I'm done.

You chose the wrong side.

We need to be put in check. Whatever form that takes, I'm game.

Tony Stark : Who else knows, anybody?
Spider-Man : Nobody.
Tony Stark : Not even your unusualy attractive aunt.

Falcon : You're the good cop, now?
Iron Man : I'm just the guy who needs to know where Steve went.
Falcon : Well, you'd better go get a bad cop, because you're gonna have to go Mark Furhman on my ass to get information out of me.

All right, we're done. You're gonna turn Barnes over, you're gonna come with us, now, because it's us, or a squad of J-SOC guys with no compunction about being impolite.