Scott Lang / Ant-Man Quotes

Scott Lang : Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.
Luis : Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.
Scott Lang : Really?
Luis : Yeah.
Scott Lang : Good.
Kurt : This is the work of gypsies!
Dave : That's witchcraft!
Luis : That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!
Dave : That's wizardry!
Kurt : Sorcery!
Luis : How'd you do that, bro?
Scott Lang : Don't freak out, look at your shoulder.
Luis :Get if off! Get it off!
Scott Lang : I thought Daddy didn't get scared!

Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.

Wait I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!

Nailed it!

Pick on someone your own size!

I love you, Cassie.

Scott Lang : Hey, look what I have for you.
Cassie Lang : Can I open it now?
Paxton : Of course sweetheart, it's your birthday.
Hideous Rabbit : You're my bestest friend!
Paxton : What is that thing?
Cassie Lang : He's so ugly! I love him! Can I go show my friends?

Luis : That's Kurt. He was Folsom for five years. He's a wizard on that laptop.
Kurt : Nice meet you.
Scott Lang : Yeah, nice to meet you, too. Who are you?
Dave : Dave. Nice work on the Vista job.
Kurt : Vista job, yes. No, no. I have heard of this robbery.
Scott Lang : Well, technically, I didn't rob them. Robbery involves threat. I hate violence. I burgled them. I'm a cat buglar.
Dave : You mean you're a pussy.
Scott Lang : Yeah.

Scott Lang : Thanks for the hook-up, too. I needed a place to stay.
Luis : You wait 'till you see this couch. You're gonna be really happy. You're gonna be on your feet in no time. Watch.
Scott Lang : I hope so.
Luis : Yeah. And I gotta introduce you to some people. Some really skilled people.
Scott Lang : Not interested.
Luis : Yeah, right.
Scott Lang : No, I'm serious, man. I'm not going back. I got a daughter to take care of.
Luis : You know that jobs don't come easy for ex-cons, right?
Scott Lang : Look, man, I got a master's in electrical engineering, all right? I'm gonna be fine.

Peachy : I'm gonna miss you, Scott.
Scott Lang : I'm gonna miss you, too, Peachy. Man, you guys got the weirdest goodbye rituals.

Scott Lang :You didn't even move.
Peachy : Nah.
Scott Lang : Okay, what if I come in on the left side, right? Just down here. You see this right here?

Darren Cross : Did you think you could stop the future with a heist?
Ant-Man : It was never just a heist!

Luis : Hey, if the job goes bad, you know I got your back, right?
Scott Lang : Don't worry. It's not gonna happen.
Luis : I love it when he gets cocky.

Welcome to Baskin-Robbins, would you like to try our Mango Fruit Blast?

Luis : Scotty! What's up, man? Dang, hey!
Scott Lang : Ha ha! Hey, man!
Luis : Hey, what's up with your eye?
Scott Lang : Oh. Well, what do you think? Peachy. It's a going-away present.
Luis : Oh, yeah. I still got my scar from a year ago!
Scott Lang : Oh, yeah.
Luis : Yeah. You know what? I'm still the only one who knocked him out.
Scott Lang : Well, I definitely didn't.

Scott Lang: Hank, didn't you say this was some old warehouse? Its not! You son of a bitch!

Luis : We're the good guys right?
Scott Lang : Yeah, we're the good guys.
Luis : Feels kinda, kinda weird, y'know.
Scott Lang : Yeah. But we're not done yet...

Luis : You know what? I was thinking of a tactic. Like when I go undercover. Like a whistling. You know what I am saying? To like blend in.
Scott Lang : No. Do not whistle. No whistling. It is not The Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.

Cassie Lang : Daddy, is that you?
Scott Lang : Hi, peanut!

Yellowjacket : You think you can stop the future? You're just a thief!
Scott Lang : No, I'm the Ant-Man!... I know, it wasn't my idea.

Scott Lang : Hey, how's your girl, man?
Luis : Ah, she left me.
Scott Lang : Oh.
Luis : And my mom died too. And my dad got deported.
Luis : But I got the van!

Luis : How serious are we talkin' Scotty?
Scott Lang : [Looking at a safe] It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic.
Luis : Wow. Can you crack it?
Scott Lang : Well, here's the thing, it doesn't do so well with cold. Remember what that iceberg did?
Luis : Yeah man, it killed DiCaprio.
Dave : Killed everyone.
Kurt : Did not kill the old lady. She still throw the jewel into the oceans.

Luis : Yeah, this dude sounds like a bad-ass, man. Like he comes up to him and he says, y'know: I'm looking for this dude who's mo' unseen, who's flashing this fresh tat, who's got, like, bomb moves, right? Who you got? She's like: Well, we got everything nowadays. We got a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls, you gotta be more specific. And he's like: I'm looking for a guy who shrinks. And I'm like: Daaamn! I got all nervous, 'cause I keep mad secrets for you, bro. So I asked Ignacio: Did bad-ass tell the stupid fine writer chick, to tell you, to tell me, because I'm tight with that man that he's looking for him?
Scott Lang : And? What'd he say?
Luis : He said yes.