I want you to calculate John's ideal intake and mine to remain in the sweet spot the whole evening.
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As my colleague is fond of remarking, this country sometimes needs a blunt instrument. Equally, it sometimes needs a dagger - a scalpel wielded with precision and without remorse.
So if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. If you don't, I'll make you into shoes.
So on to some funny stories about John. If you could all just cheer up a bit, that would... be better.