Cath him, and see what's stopping him from emptying his bilge. Oh, not you, Chase. Sending Captain Micropenis to deal with what's probably normal-sized equipment? That's too cruel even for me.
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You were curious - like an eight-year-old boy with a puzzle that's just a little too grown up for him to figure out.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Didn't think you had the guts to stage a coup.Dr. Chris Taub: Coup failed. I'm scheduled for execution at dawn.Dr. Eric Foreman: No, you're not.Dr. Chris Taub: No reprieve from the governor.Dr. Eric Foreman: You're a test result away from becoming House's front-runner. He doesn't care about what you said or what you did five minutes ago. He just wants the next good idea.
When I watch that transformation, sorry, I don't believe that we're just a bag of chemicals.
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