More Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) quotes

Peter Quill : Doesn't eternity get boring?
Ego : Not if you have a purpose, Peter... which is why you're here.

Peter Quill

What if this man is your Hasselhoff?

Gamora

Rocket : All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch. That activates it. Then you push this button, which will give you five minutes to get out of there. Now, whatever you do, don't push this button, because that will set off the bomb immediately and we'll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said.
Groot : I am Groot.
Rocket : Uh-huh.
Groot : I am Groot.
Rocket : That's right.
Groot :I am Groot.
Rocket : No! No, that's the button that will kill everyone! Try again.
Groot : Hmm. I am Groot.
Rocket : Mmm-hmm.
Groot : I am Groot?
Rocket : Uh-huh.
Groot :I am Groot.
Rocket : No! That's exactly what you just said! How is that even possible? Which button is the button you're supposed to push? Point to it.
Rocket : No!

Baby Groot