Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Any idea why we're getting half as many requests for you as usual?Dr. Gregory House: Democrats' health care plan?
Dr. Chris Taub: Cancer made no sense. The head and heart make less than no sense.Lucas Douglas: That makes no sense.Dr. Chris Taub: I know. I was making a point.Lucas Douglas: Oh, good. I thought you were an idiot.Dr. Chris Taub: Why are you talking?Lucas Douglas: Oh, the guy doing manual labor can't have an opinion? I might be a genius who just happens to have a passion for fixing coffee machines. No, I'm obviously not, but that's rude to make assumptions about people.
Dr. Gregory House: ... and chicks dig this.Dr. Gregory House: Better than a puppy!
House's House of Whining. State your complaint.
