Dr. Gregory House: How much morphine is the husband on?Dr. Robert Chase: We can't increase it anymore. His respirations are depressed.Dr. Gregory House: Decrease it! Drugs cloud people's judgment. Cold turkey the sucker.
Dr. Taub: And you're not worried you're being selfless to the point of self-denial?Della: You've never been inspired by someone?
Did you tell him that statistics also say he's a big fat idiot?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Thirty-seven-year-old male with recurring blackouts.Dr. Gregory House: Tell him to switch from tequila to bourbon. Worked for me.