House M.D. quotes

Hello?... Uh... I don't know what department I want. I need... pants.

Dr. James Wilson

Just like most straight marriages. He's got the right to life liberty and unhappiness - like the rest of us.

Dr. Robert Chase

Dr. Gregory House: His MRI showed that the leg pain wasn't caused by the self-injection. It wasn't caused by an infection. It was an aneurysm that clotted. Leading to an infarction.
Dr. Eric Foreman: My God, you were right. It's House.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Gregory House