Deadpool quotes

Deadpool : I know right? You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine."
Deadpool : And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.

Wade

A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like, sixteen walls.

Wade

Negasonic Teenage Warhead : You guys going for a bite? Early bird special?
Deadpool : Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money. No, you know that bad guy that you let go? He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back.
Colossus :Wade, is that you?
Deadpool : Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse. I'm gonna wait out here, okay? It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.

Wade