Time to make the chimi-fuckin'-changas.
Read more Wade QuotesFrom: Deadpool
I was a patient here once myself, you know. The treatment affects everyone differently. It made Angel inhumanly strong. In my case, it enhanced my reflexes. Also scorched my nerve endings, so I no longer feel pain. In fact, I no longer feel anything.
You're probably thinking, "My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab!" Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero. And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a love story. And to tell it right... I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex.
Deadpool : Ripley, from Alien 3!Negasonic Teenage Warhead : Fuck, you're old.Deadpool :Fake laugh. Hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls.