Colossus : You will come talk with Professor Xavier.Deadpool : McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines can get so confusing.
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From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time comes five-time Academy Award viewer, Ryan Reynolds in an eHarmony date with destiny. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... me! Deadpool.
Dopinder : Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool?Deadpool : Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks... six days and, oh... 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.Dopinder : And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool?Deadpool : This shit...Deadpool : Boo!
Deadpool : I know right? You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine."Deadpool : And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.